SOMETIMES you see a man with a short haircut, athletic build and a military bearing, and you think to yourself, "I bet that man is a Marine."
With Major Pain, there is no question. You know he is a Marine.
Which makes him an ideal wingman for me when it's time to confront Code Pink and friends about their rude and disrespectful treatment of our soldiers outside Walter Reed Army Hospital.

SMASH and Major Pain survey the field of battle
There are about a dozen or so protesters there on Friday night. On any given evening, one or two of them might have enough spunk to face off against a "lone warrior" confronting them on the sidewalk. But very few will take on two of us. And nobody wants to get in Major Pain's face.
We approach, quietly, from the rear. Major Pain takes up a blocking position, and I start talking (audio).
"Good evening."
Several of them turn around. One man starts to approach me. Then he sees Pain, and has second thoughts.
"You know, for the past few weeks, I've come down here, and listened politely and respectfully to any of you who would talk to me.
"Tonight, you're going to listen to me.
"The military is my family. My grandfather and great uncles served in the World Wars. My father served as a physician for over thirty years. My older brother served in peacetime. And my younger brother and I are both veterans of the Iraq War.
"I was born in a hospital not unlike this one right here. And I swore an oath to fight, and if necessary die, to defend your right to stand here and protest the war I served in. I'm not here to tell you, or to try to change your mind about that war. But I am here to ask for a little respect for me and my family.
"Last week, Bruce asked me to leave. He told me that you're here to support the soldiers, not to do interviews. He told me I wasn't welcome.
"Not long after that, a couple of men who I am proud to call my brothers -- who I had never met before -- a couple of wounded soldiers from this hospital came down to talk to you. They wanted to understand why you're here.
"You did not treat my brothers with respect. You refused to acknowledge them, like you're refusing to acknowledge me. You mocked their southern accents. You literally turned your backs on them, like you're turning your backs on me tonight.
"You should be ashamed of the way you treated those soldiers. Ashamed! If that is what you think supporting the troops means -- turn your backs on them when they come to talk to you -- then you are either a fool, a coward, or a hypocrite. I leave it to each of you to decide which word fits you best.
"The charade is over. We all know that you do not support the troops. If you did, you wouldn't turn your backs on them. You disrespected my brothers, on our front porch. So let me be absolutely clear: You may have a slip of paper from the City of Washington recognizing your right to stand here, but you are not welcome here.
"I want you to think about what I've said. Your vigil here does not support the troops. It does not comfort them in any way. It only aggravates them. When you go home tonight, reflect on the pain that you have caused. And if you have a shred -- an ounce -- of human decency, don't come back.
"Goodnight, ladies."

(I was going to cut this post right here, then I read the below and noted the obvious irony. How long do you think a sign similar to the one below would exist (and the folks who placed it) if the location was of Saddam and placed a couple of blocks outside his palace in Bagdad, and the year was 2000? Is CODEPINK a cover for Pink-O?)
EARLIER in the week, I came across another protest, at the corner of 15th and Constitution on the National Mall.

Billboard calling for impeachment of President Bush.
The first thing that caught my eye was the mobile billboard calling for the impeachment of President Bush and Vice President Cheney. I was amazed that here in fascist Amerikkka, only two blocks from the White House, such a blatant display of disloyalty to the Supreme Commander was allowed to stand. But no government storm troopers were in evidence, and the passing tourists appeared completely unfazed.
Indeed, I later learned that this billboard had been in place for almost two weeks, as part of a grand project called Camp Democracy, a three-week anti-war festival on the National Mall. This project has drawn dozens of people to this prime location, in an orgy of hate for the current administration.
Back at Walter Reed, I decide to ask Kristinn Taylor, the head of the D.C. chapter of Free Republic, if he knows anything about this protest (audio).
SMASH: Tell me what you know about Camp Democracy, that’s going on down at the Mall.
Kristinn: It’s boring. I went down there last night, about seven-thirty, eight o’clock. Maybe a couple dozen people there. Nobody was doing anything. They were all just hanging out.

Camp Democracy Protesters “Speak Truth to Power”
SMASH: Who’s organizing it?
Kristinn: They claim it’s non-partisan. But, they’ve got the Green Party there, the Progressive Democrats. It’s leftists, and they’re trying to do what they can to get the public to vote left in the election, so they can undercut the Iraq War.
SMASH: Is there any connection between this and the previous Cindy Sheehan-led Camp Casey effort in Crawford?
Kristinn: They’ve been advertising it as Camp Casey moving from Crawford to Washington, D.C., following George Bush around the country. They’re just re-branding themselves. There were more people playing soccer and touch football right next to them, then there were people flocking to Camp Democracy.
SMASH: What is your group planning to do about it?
Kristinn: We’re having a rally on Saturday, September 23 at the Sylvan Theater on the grounds of the Washington Monument, to act as a coda to their two-week effort in D.C. We just didn’t think it was worth our time to go down there every day and hold a counter-protest, because there’s nothing much to counter-protest. We’ve got other things to do with our lives. We’ve got to use our time wisely.
SMASH: You’re going to hold a separate event, in the same basic area? What is the message of the event?
Kristinn: The message of the event is “Support the troops, support the mission, and support victory.” That’s it.
SMASH: If someone were to come to this event, what could they expect to see?
Kristinn: They would see lots of American flags, flying the correct way. They would hear speakers from diverse backgrounds: some politicians, some veterans, some gold star and blue star family members, and people like me: a military family member, who loves his country, and knows that we can’t afford to lose this war. And we’re going to be out there, trying to get that message out, trying to combat all the propaganda that’s in the media, all the lies that are being espoused by the liberal politicians… Trying to get the truth out, about what’s going on in Iraq, in Afghanistan, and the truth about the nature of the war that we’re in.
AFTER THE RALLY, Major Pain, CJ, Blackfive and I drop into the hospital to hand out free signed copies of “The Blog of War” to the soldiers. We stay late into the night, just hanging out and trading war stories with our brothers.

Blackfive, Major Pain, and a Marine Corps Mom
Once again, time well spent.